Simon Sort of Says
Erin Bow
Disney Hyperion
Published January 31, 2023

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About Simon Sort of Says

Simon O’Keeffe’s biggest claim to fame should be the time his dad accidentally gave a squirrel a holy sacrament. Or maybe the alpaca disaster that went viral on YouTube. But the story the whole world wants to tell about Simon is the one he’d do anything to forget: the story in which he’s the only kid in his class who survived a school shooting.

Two years after the infamous event, twelve-year-old Simon and his family move to the National Quiet Zone—the only place in America where the internet is banned. Instead of talking about Simon, the astronomers who flock to the area are busy listening for signs of life in space. And when Simon makes a friend who’s determined to give the scientists what they’re looking for, he’ll finally have the chance to spin a new story for the world to tell.

From award-winning author Erin Bow, Simon Sort of Says is a breathtaking testament to the lasting echoes of trauma, the redemptive power of humor, and the courage it takes to move forward without forgetting the past.

My Review

I drastically underestimated how deeply the themes in this book would affect me. My oldest daughter was in kindergarten the year that the shooting at Sandy Hook occurred, and I remember how hard it was to drop her off at school the next day. I kept thinking about the parents who would no longer be able to drop their children off. Heartbreaking barely begins to cover it.

My littlest isn’t quite Simon’s age, but as I read, I kept thinking about her classmates and their relationships with her, and the parents I know. Her teacher. I kept thinking about how hard it would be to navigate what Simon went through, both for Simon and for his parents. Heavy stuff.

Despite that, or perhaps in spite of it, the story has a lot of humor in it, too. Simon’s family’s new home comes with a peacock they name Pretty Stabby for his aggressive behavior. The squirrel situation at the church had me cackling. I loved the banter between Simon’s parents.

I also love the friendships Simon forms with Agate and Kevin. Each relationship is different, and the story really captures that weird dynamic that can happen when you bring two very different friends into each other’s orbit and have no idea if they’ll get along.

I like that this book makes space to wrestle with how someone’s faith might be impacted by the kind of tragedy Simon’s family experienced. His dad shares a message at one point that cuts through the platitudes and challenges his community to respond differently. I loved that.

All in all, this is a hard read, for sure. It’s also deeply moving, heartbreaking, and hilarious. I totally recommend this one.

Content Notes

Recommended for Ages 8 to 12.

Profanity/Crude Language Content
Simon’s parents spell a couple of swear words. Simon points out that he knows how to spell, and therefore, his parents aren’t really being discreet.

Romance/Sexual Content
None.

Spiritual Content
Simon’s dad is a priest. Some scenes reference services, teachings, or holidays that Simon’s family celebrates or attends church. A squirrel eats the communion host, causing big feelings within the congregation. Simon’s mom jokes that the squirrel is now 30% Jesus by volume.

Violent Content
Simon survived a school shooting and carries some trauma from the experience. He panics at the sound of a tornado siren. He doesn’t like to be in a space with only one exit. Though some scenes reference what happened and let readers know that his friends did not survive the shooting, the shooting itself is never shown on the page.

Drug Content
None.

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